Why does my girlfriend always tell me what to do? Gil from Arizona is vexed. Gil, the East Tibetan Methodist Dahli Llama selection process is based on a *trans-hierarchal* foundation that enlists the expertise of *sensocalibrated* spiritual councilors that are biochemically suited to lead. In much the same way, science has discovered that certain B type human female pheromones have chemical compositions that are molecularly *syncromatched* to seemingly random male chromosomes. Gil, it may seem as if she is bossing you around, but the reality is that she has been biochemically chosen to ensure that your potential as the rightful usurper of the Pangean Recoordination Empire is realized. May your existence be whole.