Are there really such things as monsters under my bed? Pinkus Zuckerman from Berlin, MA is still concerned. Without disturbing you too much, Pinkus, the answer is yes. Mythical, legendary creatures, such as *Centaurs* or *Harpies*-- beasts that combine parts from various animal or human forms to take on their own -- live under your bed. Also in your closet, and if you leave your antique secretary’s desk closed at night, probably in there too. Fret not Pinkus, you are not in danger. 98% of all Monster attacks occur when the victim has misconcluded that the existence of said "monsters" is fictitious. Monsters have a genetically inherent desire to prove themselves to those who doubt them and protect those who believe them to be the savage and ruthless denizens of the dark that they are. Sleep tight, Pinkus!