Friday, July 21, 2000

How does MCI know when I am eating dinner? Gary Trudeaux from Brooklyn, doesn't like being disturbed. Unfortunately, Gary, despite our *Invention Protection Grid*, innovations from Supertectonics' labs have been known to float downstream into the greedy clutches of corporate tech giants. A tiny mechanism we developed, the *Cumulative Data Absorption Device* (CDAD) was originally intended for use in the field of Artificial Intelligence. The CDAD is an off site *Information Filtration Hub* that collects unique data on individuals, over time, from an array of devices and transactions including, but not limited to, mail, appliances, phone calls, purchases, marriages, paystubs, restaurants, email, ATM's, televisions, -- the list continues ad infinitum. The data collected from year to year is "stored" in a *Dynamic Loop* so it is never actually "there". By such means, it cannot be proven to exist and no one can be held accountable for it. The AI program called "HAZEL" can answer any question with 96% accuracy. Sorry Gary, if it's any consolation, MCI is on our list.

Monday, July 17, 2000

Which is the exact location of the moon in respects to geographical (GPS) positioning or any other astronomical method? Is Maria Gabriela planning a trip? Maria, The U.S. Department of Defense's Global Positioning System is a constellation of 24 satellites orbiting the earth at a very high altitude. Although the system is impressive and can be quite accurate, it is limited to tracking receivers on Earth and its low orbits. To get a precise *celestial fix* on our moon you'll need access to a *Lunar Cartesian Device*. This gadget, first conceived by a nervous US government in the late 1940s is unique because of it's breakthrough approach in the field of *Geodetic Topography* as well as its ability to account for *Hennlar Shift* in low frequency spectrums. Recently, *Ionospheric Refraction* due to robust solar activity caused some moderate mayhem. A *Kaufmann Filter* developed by supertectonics labs put it right, the exact location is *78+00+.06+Li*. Glad to help!