It has recently come to the attention of interns right here at Supertectonics Labs that Dr. Stiles Rambaux, rogue dissident and mastermind behind the 1988 "Bucky Balls Are Dangerous" campaign in Eastern Europe has been in communication with CIA agents secretly posing as employees of the Coca-Cola Corporation. Our affiliation with Dr. Rambaux is still somewhat strained and his exact whereabouts remain undisclosed, but we believe our new contacts may help to expose Coca-Cola’s destructive military machinations that have thus far proceeded unchecked. We shall publish more information on this matter once it has been declassified. Rest assured.

Aerial photographs recently developed here at the Lab illustrate what Dr. Finnius Tate, Chairman of the Mississippi Aquatic Observatory (M.A.O) and special consultant to Supertectonics, has been saying for years. Particularly giant leviathans are herding deep within the marine canyons of the Northernmost sector of the Gulf of Mexico. Caution is advised to any and all staff planning to use our submarine entrance over the next few weeks while the Continental Shelf Special Attachment finishes a routine Catastrophe Sweep. General public need not worry, the creatures are far too deep to be of concern or conflict with your usual goings on.